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$^W$%&E# I want to be able to blog again daily, keep up with my friends online, their lives, their musings, writings, blogs…not to mention do my own writing and writing challenges…oh and email…which I’m tackling this weekend (thank you everyone, especially those who have waited months, for not coming together, forming a mob with pitch forks, and burning me at the stake)…if I don’t get my own laptop again sometime soon, I may go postal…if I find the guy who stole my laptop I will go postal…5769 will be known as the year in which a compulsive blogger was thrown into rehab against his will 5770 will be known as the year when the compulsive blogger busted out of rehab and beat people with whatever computer he was able to procure before sitting down with a half liter cup of black coffee (and…as a side note, black coffee is black, no milk, no sugar…) and then sighing a breath of relief as he signs onto messenger for the first time in, oh, around nine months.

On a side note, to the people who took four hundred hours to order their snacks in front of me at the canteen today on base…if you’re having three or five candy bars apiece…you don’t need to then order Diet Cola…just drink rocket fuel, it’s quicker.