This is why we can’t have nice things…

Edit: Oh, and apparently Sarah Palin knows how to write and has penned for the American people a tale entitled Going Rogue: An American Life. Let’s evaluate, shall we?

rogue
/roʊg/ [rohg]

Show IPA noun, verb, rogued, ro⋅guing, adjective
–noun

1.a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.2.a playfully mischievous person; scamp: The youngest boys are little rogues. 3.a tramp or vagabond.4.a rogue elephant or other animal of similar disposition.5.Biology. a usually inferior organism, esp. a plant, varying markedly from the normal.

–verb (used without object) 6.to live or act as a rogue.

–verb (used with object) 7.to cheat.8.to uproot or destroy (plants, etc., that do not conform to a desired standard).9.to perform this operation upon: to rogue a field.

–adjective 10.(of an animal) having an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition, as a rogue elephant.11.no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable; deviating, renegade: a rogue cop; a rogue union local. Origin:
1555–65; appar. short for obs. roger begging vagabond, orig. cant word

Synonyms:
1. villain, trickster, swindler, cheat, mountebank, quack. See knave.

“rogue.” Dictionary.com Unabridged. Random House, Inc. 02 Oct. 2009. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rogue>.

No doubt this literary masterpiece which was written (so I’m told) in four months will be deep, insightful and full of maverick-y-ness.