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You know what would be wonderful?

You know what would be wonderful?

2006-10-05 DrMattDSW

Subject: You know what would be wonderful?

Date: Thursday 10/5/06 3:01:00 AM

Mood: haiku-ish

If chickensoncrack would add me back on LJ. considering that the icon is of my second husband in my polygamous marriage (Christie, Rubber Chicken, Iwan, Cyclops, and there’s a few more in there).

Yes, I’m married to a rubber chicken.

He has a deep throat.

Maybe you would understand

If you read potter.

…Then again, maybe you won’t.


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